I am this person (not literally, I don't think). No matter what, I always seem to be last minute. I have to set alarms on my phone for 24 hours in advance, 2 hours, and 30 minutes in order to get anywhere remotely on time. I tell myself instantly on learning the time of something that it's 15 minutes earlier than I… » 8/21/14 7:46pm Yesterday 7:46pm

I can't say that I ever pee'd myself while taking Imitrex, but it does make all of my extremities go numb, so I guess it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility. My hands, feet, face, and genitals go all buzzy and tingly, and I can't really feel anything I'm touching. I usually take Imitrex and lie down… » 8/20/14 12:06pm Wednesday 12:06pm

Other-Husband does that, too (the lecturing thing). I'll start answering him with, "yes, Professor, I knew that" and he might shut up. Then again, he might just feel the need to reiterate his point *just one more time* at which point, I very conveniently need to use the bathroom or go downstairs for something. He's… » 8/19/14 12:40pm Tuesday 12:40pm

I've actually known a few people who've done just that, too. She gets insurance, he gets married benefits, they get divorced eventually, no harm no foul. Personally, I don't agree with it, but I'm not the one who needed knee surgery (one girl I knew), so I just shut my mouth. » 8/19/14 11:30am Tuesday 11:30am

I've been on and off food stamps for years, because, well, life. For me, that first shopping trip is always a dizzying relief when you get up to the register and realize that you don't have to pick which thing(s) to put back if you don't have enough money. Because, for once, you have enough to get what you need AND a… » 8/19/14 12:13am Tuesday 12:13am

I'm pretty sure that the first guy who raped me didn't for one second think of it as rape. I'm pretty sure he just looked at it like he was fucking his buddy's girlfriend behind his back (which is a different level of gross, but still gross, really). I mean, I didn't fight, I just lay there. Hell, I even came on to… » 8/18/14 11:09am Monday 11:09am

I have a friend like that. No matter what, he has been to every concert venue and restaurant, knows every single person I've ever met, partied with "the band" (any band), has cooked with X celebrity chef and impressed them with his skillz, etc. One of those people that's got a great story every time he opens his… » 8/18/14 10:57am Monday 10:57am