Bah, humbug. (Wrong holiday, same sentiment.)

It is viciously cold out there, and so windy that driving my Suburban is a real adventure (a gust of wind blew us within touching distance of a line of mailboxes). NOPE, not going to Bestie's place tonight. Not worth the risk of driving 60-some miles with the whole family in the car! It also snowed today. In light of… » 10/31/14 6:02pm Yesterday 6:02pm

I'm 34, but in regards to technology, I've been 90 forever. I don't get Snapchat. I don't get vines. I don't Instagram, or pin anything, or tweet anything, and I sure as hell don't Facebook. GT is literally my only social media. I'm not trying to sound pretentious or anything, I just... don't get these things. I never… » 10/29/14 2:16am Wednesday 2:16am

I feel this so hard right now. I woke up at 5am Saturday morning, positively GUSHING blood. Scared the heck out of O-H, since he wakes up to me cursing a blue streak, doing the penguin waddle down the hall, hands covered in blood, blood running down my legs... UGH. Mother Nature is a real bitch sometimes. » 10/28/14 10:43pm Tuesday 10:43pm

My ex was 2 inches shorter and about 125 pounds lighter than me. His first wife was about my size, and his new wife is quite a bit larger than me (no sour grapes, just truth). He frequently said how "comfy" I (and, I assume, the others) was to cuddle with. He also liked to cook for me and watch me eat, so maybe there… » 10/28/14 7:29pm Tuesday 7:29pm

Oddly enough, I find bras damn uncomfortable (haven't worn one in a couple years because of it), but I love wearing a corset. Maybe because it's a longer line and not just the band around my ribcage, or because you can't really slouch while wearing a corset, so it doesn't shift around the way a bra can. I never… » 10/28/14 1:41am Tuesday 1:41am

No skewering from me. I live with far too many guys to argue with you. I found myself nodding along with quite a bit of this. I've basically given up any attempt at planning meals, because no matter what (unless I hide stuff at O-H's place), sure as shit, somebody will eat it all the day I plan to use it. Keep cheese… » 10/27/14 6:26pm Monday 6:26pm

I just finished tossing a bunch of stuff in my little (4qt? I think) crockpot for spaghetti sauce, right before opening GT. I put in a pound of ground beef (still half frozen :/), a can of diced tomatoes, a whole chopped onion, 5 cloves minced garlic, a small diced zuchinni, and half a chopped up bell pepper. Poured… » 10/27/14 2:58pm Monday 2:58pm

It's not exactly what your asking, but... I have rather oddly shaped boobs. They're on the small side for my frame (38 B or, sometimes, maybe a C). The breast tissue starts way back along my sides, under my armpits (the proper term is "broad-rooted", apparently), and they're "shallow" as well. Finding a bra that fit… » 10/27/14 2:47pm Monday 2:47pm

We're not veg, but I do cook dairy free. I make sliced or mashed sweet potatoes with coconut oil, cinnamon, and brown sugar. Mashed potatoes (from real potatoes) you can whip with some of the cooking water and/or veggie broth and a drizzle of olive oil. Green beans get brightened up by tossing with a small bit of… » 10/26/14 10:03pm Sunday 10:03pm